Sick of This Show - Wizards Eagle Jizz Edition

The three beardo weirdo wizards get together for an off-schedule sesh, and the talk turns to…eagle jizz?

Brother Fred has coined a new term—all that right-wing, red-pilled manosphere blather that is equal parts fake patriotism, misogyny, racism, and a turnip’s understanding of U.S. civics? It is the spew from a drunken incel eagle in flight.

If the idea of it makes you want to vomit, then you’re welcome. That means we’re doing it right!

It’s also a handy term to describe how Trump is “re-decorating” the White House—by covering it in fake gold eagle jizz.

As Nick says, “It’s growing on me!” Ewwwwww….

The mug that nobody asked for

Y’all know I’m on a merch production kick because this is my new side-side-side hustle, so I could NOT resist. Introducing the Eagle Jizz 15oz mug for all your steaming hot…beverages.

Hey, you hang with bros like this, you know you’re going to end up feeling some kind of way by the time it’s all said and done.

Thank you MorganX , Nick Paro , Lawrence Winnerman , Michael lyons , cdl , Deborah Stone , Peter William Murphy , Dmitry 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🍺 , Barbara H Wagner , Roberta Truesdale , Soni Knapp , Lisa nusca , TCUEZ , Judy Pruitt , SSM , Joyce Reid , Sandra , Sunny , Karen C , Rick Kohut , Sara Hines , Sandrine Will , Musings on Interesting Times , Be Aware , Jason Dyer , Sage’s Mom. (No DM’s) , Keifer Allan , OldHenCharlie , Rachel Hendricks , Christine , Richard Hogan, MD, PhD(2), DBA , Perry , Jeanne , Anna Wick , Christiane mccafferty , Kimberlyanne , J. Kenneth Lowrie , Benedetta , Romaine Voigt , Don Horstkotte , Lori K.H. , GP , Keli Osborne , TheQuietCentre , AuntieLynn , Dana DuBois , Margaret Groves , julie airoldi , Jane's Gmail , Tee Ree , Joyce Berryman , JoDee , Margaret , Caro Henry , Lisa Jensen , Regina Brennan , Eileen Kennedy , Frank Kohl , Tracy Moran , MorganX , Carol Freda , Karin Chrostowski , MD RONY MIR , Lynette Slover , June Gaines , Gail Beaver-Woletz , Charles Fryars , Katie , Linda , Gordon Soukoreff , William , Kathy Davidson , Jeanne Elbe , Mike N , Barb Spencer , Adrian kalambokidis , Me again , Brandon Ellrich , Mildred Hennings , Carol Helbing , Carrie Kennedy , elizabeth , Kimmy Win , Obladioblada , Sandra Steffen , Brianna , Suzanne English , theOriginalNicole , Kalani , The Nymph Channel , Peggy Fritz , Kate Hill , Dalai Mama 💗 , Christine Bruno , Melody Roth , BK , Tigre50 , Dondi Daugherty , Robert Sawers , Tom Young , Kitty Sue , Walter Rhein , Loretta Sweet , MissGuided Kris for hanging out with us while we were being absolutely ridiculous!

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